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Get ready to meet the three loudest parts of your personality and I’m not pulling punches. My Big 3 Roast breaks down your Sun, Moon, and Rising signs with sass, snark, and scary accuracy.
Whether your Leo sun craves attention, your Cancer moon cries during commercials, or your Scorpio rising is silently judging this description, we’re here to roast them all. Gently. Kind of. Maybe.
Short, sweet, and spicy…this is perfect for anyone curious about their chart but not quite ready for the full roast.
Comes with tea, truths, and the occasional existential crisis (you’ll be fine).
Warning: Side effects may include shouting, “I KNEW IT,” and blaming your moon sign for everything.
Get ready to meet the three loudest parts of your personality and I’m not pulling punches. My Big 3 Roast breaks down your Sun, Moon, and Rising signs with sass, snark, and scary accuracy.
Whether your Leo sun craves attention, your Cancer moon cries during commercials, or your Scorpio rising is silently judging this description, we’re here to roast them all. Gently. Kind of. Maybe.
Short, sweet, and spicy…this is perfect for anyone curious about their chart but not quite ready for the full roast.
Comes with tea, truths, and the occasional existential crisis (you’ll be fine).
Warning: Side effects may include shouting, “I KNEW IT,” and blaming your moon sign for everything.